White people of Vogue be like:
“check out our new Urban Tie Cap for your fall wardrobe! It’s totally new age! Totally innovative! Totally classy! Only $395!
Comes in 2 colors- Mayo White and Shh! It’s Black People’s Culture Black!
Pair it with “smoothed down angelic baby hair” and “cornrolls” for the perfect “It’s trendy when I do it, but ghetto when you do it” look!
Get them before the next big thing pops up!